Le Vent

Filmed at 1000 Frames a second for Super Slow-Mo, and set to an epic Radiohead Soundtrack, this will inspire even cultural cretins like me to enjoy the Ballet…


Cycle Me Home

Yesterday I joined some new friends to watch 32,000 people take part in the Cape Argus Cycle Race. The crazy buggers cycled 108kms from the City to the Cape of Good Hope, and back again! It’s definitely something which has been added to my bucket list, best keep going to those spinning classes!

Speaking of cyclists on epic journeys, I’m looking forward to the release of this film:    



Should You Go Back?

A virtual ode to missed opportunities but fond memories; and loves lost but not forgotten.

Last week I went on a brief jaunt up to KwaZulu Natal. It is about as far away as you can get from Cape Town, both in terms of literal distance and in style of living. For six months in 2010 I lived and worked in Manguzi, which is, quite literally, the end of the road as far as South Africa goes. Bounded on one side by the most fantastic beaches, another by the border with Mozambique, farmland and nature reserves, all roads lead South, to the wetlands and reserves of the Zululand region and then further down to Durban, and beyond. Once you reach the end of the road it’s more than slightly difficult to leave.

Life was simple whilst I lived there. You couldn’t get a decent cup of coffee for love nor money (at one point we resorted to using a mosquito net as a makeshift filter), the classrooms I taught in were little more than shacks in a sandpit, and our idea of weekend entertainment was sitting around a campfire with a few beers, and some steaks balance precariously on the flames. But I had a few fantastic friends, even more acquaintances, and I felt a part of the community. An oddly shaped, funny coloured part, but a part none the less.

Here in Cape Town it’s a veritable mash-up of colours, castes and religions. Walking down the street it’s natural to hear up to three or four languages, sometimes coming from the same gossiping group of commuters. I’ve had a couple of hilarious incidents in communal taxi cabs where I have sat in a state of bemused awe as a conversation with waves of English, Afrikaans and Xhosa has washed over me.

I think it is this disparate sense of community that makes it so hard to penetrate. In Manguzi I was quite obviously an outsider, and although I would never have become a fully fledged member of the community (not even if I had learnt and become fluent in IsiZulu) I did feel that I at least had some kind of small role to play.

It was this, rose-coloured, memory of my time there that made me so keen to return given half the chance. When one of the domestic airlines here had a flash sale, I bit the bullet. Two weeks, 1500 miles, and 12 solid hours of travelling later I found myself back in my old room, in my old house, at 9.30 on a Friday night, wondering what I on earth I had done.

My weekend did get a lot better, we visited a lake, ate barbecued chicken and pap in someone’s back room at the Mozambique border post, and I re-claimed my position in the maptuland lodge to watch several hours of Rugby and drink a few beers . The fat and happy 9 month old son of my friend Nonto has turned into a stubbornly independent but adorable toddler. There are more shops and franchises, cars and smartphones about, but at the end of the day it is still a bit of a frontier town, rough round the edges, inhabited by people who were born there, or seem to have wound up there and carved a place for themselves out of nothing.

It wasn’t the same though, in fact it felt a bit like a parallel universe. Things mostly looked how I remembered them, there were familiar faces, and yet somehow it was wrong. My two best friends whilst I was living there had long since moved on to the bright lights of far off cities When I visited the school people kept asking me, politely, what the hell I was doing back in Manguzi, and I had to wonder at the thinking behind it myself.

There’s no big revelation or bombshell here folks. The completely unoriginal hypothesis that I came up with after revisiting the shadows of my past was that it really doesn’t matter where you are, it’s about who you share it with. For me, going back to Manguzi was like opening the flood gates on a tumult of memories and emotions that I had spent the last year trying to box up and file away. It was a bitter-sweet, strangely cathartic experience to walk the same routes and stand in the same rooms that I had spent so many months of what now feels like a different life. If the same people had still been there it would have been an altogether different experience. Ultimately that place for me will always be wrapped up with those people and a specific time in my life.

Oh and should you go back? Once maybe… just for old times sake.

Expat? More like Old Hat…

Three weeks in to life in Cape Town and not a single blog post… Tut Tut.

Life in Southern Suburbia is, well, pretty odd. It’s certainly not like the South Africa I experienced in 2010. I have carpets, always a bonus, and there is bountiful array of shops, restaurants, and bars. In fact, anything you could ever need in order to spend the money that I don’t really have. Sure there are still people shouting at me on the street. The daily cry from taxi men; ‘Hey Lady, Capetown?’ ‘Town Girl?!’. The checkout tellers who call me Maam, making me feel at least ten years older than I actually am. But I very rarely feel like I’m in South Africa, well, except when I have to unlock the four locks with three keys just to get into my apartment.

Capetonions, despite, or perhaps because of, living in one of the world’s most attractive cities are not the friendliest of people, and I have been feeling more than slightly trapped since I got here. When you work until 6pm and it’s unsafe for to go out on your own at night, it makes ‘creating’ a social life quite difficult. I’ve never really been any good at enforced frivolity, especially when it involves making small talk with strangers.

So, essentially at the moment my life revolves around the unholy trinity of home – work – gym. Good for my waistline, not so good for my intellectual or social stimulation. Every month I bequeath a hearty percentage of my measly paycheck to the good people at Virgin Active. In return for this I am bombarded on an almost daily basis with a superfluity of naked old(er) women. The South Africans are really into keeping fit, which I can understand; however, they are also perturbingly happy to wander around the changing rooms butt naked, which I cannot. Yes, I know, I am being absurdly English, prude, judgemental, buttoned up, etc etc. But you really do have to see it to believe it.

Walking to and from the shower I can almost understand, although why you would feel the need to casually hold your towel rather than wrapping it around you is beyond me. I would even go so far as to say that some post-shower ‘lotioning’ is acceptable. However, the people who baffle me, are the ones that sit there for what feels like hours, with no obvious plan of action except to sit around in the buff making the rest of us feel uncomfortable. Well ok, making me feel uncomfortable. In fact, the other day, I came in, post-workout, stripped, showered, got dressed and made my self look almost presentable, all in the time that one lady took to moisturise her elbows. I even washed my hair!

But enough about naked old women, that’s not the kind of blog I was intending to go for…

“Peace out…”

One Person’s Legend is another Person’s TV Ad

Etta James: 25th January 1938 - 20th January 2012

She literally embodied Soul for me. Passionate, reckless, unstoppable and inimitable. I do have a soft spot for female Rhythm and Blues of this era. Nina Simone was undoubtedly a better musician, Ella Fitzgerald had more mass appeal, and Billie Holiday, being form an altogether more refined era, was much more of a lady.

Etta James though…  Drug Addiction, Failed Relationships, Abuse and Jail Terms couldn’t detract from her fantastic voice.

Oh and the TV Ad? Well that was pretty good too:

The Journey So Far…

I don’t seem to have a lot of staying power. The last couple of times I have moved to a new  continent I have started a new blog. Full of hope, optimism and good intentions. Somehow along the way things never quite turn out right, and I falter after the first few attempts.

I think I have always been a bit too worried about what people will think of me when they read what I have to say. But to be honest, that’s a little bit self obsessed isn’t it? If you have randomly stumbled across this blog then the chances are you don’t really give a monkey’s who I am or indeed what I have to say, just as long as it looks good and is mildly entertaining. If you know me, well, I’m sure you can find some way of taking the mickey out me can’t you?!

My travel blog whilst living in South Africa in 2010 was largely hindered by the fact that I was living without access to the internet. So although I met some amazing people and saw some fantastic places, I never really got into the blogging side of things.

I Spent most of 2011 in Guatemala and Mexico. Although I had much more ready access to the internet, my posts were pedestrian at best and downright pretentious at worst!

So it’s third time lucky (I hope). I am not going to try and be clever, of funny, if I happen to be either of them then that’s a bonus.

I am probably going to be sharing a lot of photos:

Talking about the Music that I am loving:

A fantastic collaboration from local Amigos The October Game and their good friends Toodar.

Zooey Deschanel + M. Ward = ♥

And M85, because everyone needs a little bit of electro in their lives.

And Generally I will try not to take myself too seriously. I will also probably say hi to my sister, as she is the only one likely to read this…